my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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