i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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