i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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