i just wanna soil my oats bro
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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