As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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