Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish they made helmets for livers.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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