TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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