everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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