Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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