I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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