Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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