I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Farmville is her only friend.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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