i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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