I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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