She is in my trunk
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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