New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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