found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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