I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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