So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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