i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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