someone get that fucking seahorse.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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