I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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