So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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