doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
