No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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