Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She told me I should be a condom model.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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