As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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