At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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