I hate all girls vehemently.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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