i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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