Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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