Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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