Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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