Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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