So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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