...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Randomize
