I want to have your abortion
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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