The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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