Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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