"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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