just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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