Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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