That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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