I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
its not stalking. its research.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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