I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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