Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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