There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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