Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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