I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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