i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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