You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my shit smells like andre
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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